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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5484 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 354792 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.