DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mines Excavated:	1032
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Votes:	7541	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Raid

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

First things first, open Minecraft and connect to raid.mcpvp.com There are two Raid servers to support more players, but they are both essentially the same. One is based in the US and the other is based in the EU. By using the main IP, you will get placed in the server in your region.

Once you’ve joined the game, use the command /help to receive a book that goes into detail about everything you need to know. If you’ve never played before, it’s a good idea to read through the first few pages about starting out on the server.

Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play it!

raid.mcpvp.com

Capture The Flag

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Your goal is to capture the enemy’s flag. The enemy’s flag will be on a fence post in or near their base. Break into the enemy’s base and steal their flag. You must now return to your own base and place the enemy’s flag on your team’s fence post. You will not be able capture an enemy’s flag if your own flag is missing. Once you have captured the enemy’s flag the required number of times, you win!

Before each match, there is a one minute waiting period for new players to join. During this waiting period you cannot choose a class or obtain any items, and you are invincible (you can’t die). Feel free to explore the map to get a feel for what you’ll be playing on.

When the game starts, you’ll be randomly assigned a team and teleported to your team’s starting position near your base. Type /help to see a list of classes, and type in the command for the class you choose. You can be: /archer, /assassin, /chemist, /dwarf, /heavy, /medic, /necro, /ninja, /pyro, /soldier, and /mage

You can play in US.MCCTF.COM or EU.MCCTF.COM Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play on it!

us.mcctf.com

SieniMaailma.net

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Votes:	3271	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Finnish server. The server contains the following content:

Survival PvP Worlds (RAID) Event world (Spleef,Mobarena,paintball,) Resource world Nether, tms.

Voting on the server will give you 3 diamonds!

SieniMaailma.net

Nubellis Games MC Server A

PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5641
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Items Found:	5100
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Our First Nubellis Games Minecraft Server! PvP: On! Mob Griefing: Off! Keep Inventory: On! Difficulty: 1! Chest Lock: On! Set Home: On! Game Mode: Survival!

mc.nubellis.com

PlanetCraftGames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Minecraft network for players with version 1.7 to 15,1

Survival 1.15.2

Survival server based on 1.15.2 version with multiple difficulty mode from EASY, MEDIUM to HARD. But also special 1.14.4 Survival server with many modifications like SlimeFun4 and LuckyBlocks and many many many fun plugins.

We have also Creative and SkyBlock based on 1.14.4 Minecraft version.

planetcraftgames.net

HP Craft

Creative, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

HP Craft

minecraftzocker.net

CraftersLand Network Servers US

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1183	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	190	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

play.craftersland.us

MineClash

Economy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9510
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7381
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

MineClash is a Prison server with unique plugins, cumulative voting rewards, crates, plotmines, and lots of custom content! Come and be part of our awesome community today!

play.mineclash.com

Nexxus Legion

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

—Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

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nexxuslegion.darktech.org

Craft Unio

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Buildings Constructed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	6538	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Craft Union

ip.craftunio.hu

XenonCraftPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8141	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	3131
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

85.236.100.219:25865

EmporiorNetwork

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Towns Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

mc.emporior.net

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	808	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

visistudios.com

PenguinCraft

Factions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crops Grown:	8282	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8596
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

PenguinCraft

198.154.112.163

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	1936
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

198.143.142.227