DadGraveNoGoLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Potions Brewed:	62	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4167	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

advice, amateur horror, analog horror, b.., Blend, creator, Creators, Creature, creature design, horror aesthetics, horror art, horror community, horror creature concept, horror enthusiasts, horror fans, horror genre, horror inspiration, lo-fi, look, Minecraft, Server, Spoopy, tangible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

aew, AEW backlash, AEW criticism, AEW detractors, AEW fan base, Alternative, alternative wrestling, disillusioned wrestling fans, Good, Isnt, Minecraft, not a fan, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling community, wrestling critique, wrestling culture, wrestling fan disillusionment, wrestling fan perspective, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling fans opinion, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4868

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

1970s, Car Enthusiast, classic car, cold-hearted, crash, CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE, Cruel, disagreement, Dream car, family conflict, Fault, financial responsibility, hospital bills, husband, in-laws, injury, insurance, medical expenses, refusal, SAVING, selfish

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	470271
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7280
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension Hops:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2