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Players: 97/200 Votes: 3210
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 120
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

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  • SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

    SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3068
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9443 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

    When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

    And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

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  • PetPalsCraft

    PetPalsCraft
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5534
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Votes: 3940 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

    So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

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  • Sky High Survival

    Sky High Survival
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 8404
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

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  • PizzaCity

    PizzaCity
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 8534
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Magic Items Found: 8542 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
    How active is the Discord server? We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

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  • Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

    Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3374
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

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  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 7103
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8532 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2595
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Magic Items Found: 5204

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 3852
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Farms Harvested: 959
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 6870
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Towns Built: 4

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    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9192
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 7096
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Animals Bred: 77
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Farms Harvested: 573 Zombie Dances: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2826
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2957
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1357
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5323
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8543
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 446
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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