Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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