DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CatastrophicCraft

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so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, madness, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
Factory	Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: What mods are included in this server?

A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4420	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bros, buck breaking, Challenges, chief, chief bros, Community, determination, empowerment, feeling defeated, growth, Minecraft, Oppression, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Reffie, resilience, self-care, smp, solidarity, strength, Struggle, Support, Unity

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StepMomsRipoffTax

AITAH, blended family, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, financial boundaries, financial pressure, Guilt, guilt trip, open marriage, parental neglect, Parental Pressure, Siblings, step mother, step siblings, StepMomsRipoffTax, Tantrum

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	3380
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PhaseCrazeCraft

defining moments, growth mindset., Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life phases, life transformation, life transitions, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal evolution, personal growth, PhaseCrazeCraft, Phases, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, transformation

Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoTrespassingZone

boundary dispute, boundary disputes, fence issues, land clearing, land ownership, neighbor conflict, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, neighbor disputes, neighbor issues, NoTrespassingZone, property boundaries, property disputes, property lines, property maintenance, property rights

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyHacksMC

advice, clever tips, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, everyday solutions, Hacks, innovative ideas, life hack, life improvement, Life skills, organization, practical, problem solving, productivity, smart solutions, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, useful hacks

Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Emeralds Found:	1673	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4012	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6206	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.