Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Animals Bred: 80
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoobNostalgia

    NoobNostalgia
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Battlefront1800

    Battlefront1800
    come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4456 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    Bootylicious Minecraft SMP
    Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

    DadCraft: The Lecture Hall
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

    Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1624 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

    BrickBucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

    So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TinyPeevesMC

    TinyPeevesMC
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8992 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP Minecraft Server

    We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

    We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

    Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

    Store: Planet SMP | Home

    Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

    Join today! Don’t miss out!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
    Is there a cost to play on the server? No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
    What activities are available on the server? Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
    Can I purchase items with real money? No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 264 Emeralds Found: 8062
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • / Brit Minecraft SMP

    / Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 721205 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyMind

    BlockyMind
    Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

    BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
    u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4899
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 55 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Digimon General Minecraft Server

    Digimon General Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

    And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

    ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

    2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

    DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
    Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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