Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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