DadCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8022	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	7048	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	858
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	131	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	4811	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Crops Grown:	5722
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	321105
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.