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Players: 92/400 Votes: 5040
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being reminded of that one time you missed the birth of your child because you were too busy playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where missing important life events is just part of the game!

Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about that argument with your wife over daycare costs. Who needs expensive childcare when you can spend all day building virtual castles and fighting off creepers?

Plus, on our server, no one will judge you for prioritizing pixelated adventures over real-life responsibilities. So come join us and leave your guilt at the door – after all, in Minecraft, you can always respawn!

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  • Space Swine Ammonia Inequities

    Space Swine Ammonia Inequities
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 1841
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, this server is so lit that even NASA is checking it out, man! They’re using satellite data to track all the crazy stuff happening on this server, like industrial swine facilities and air pollution inequities. Can you believe it? We’re so popular, even aliens wanna play with us!

    And get this, the ammonia levels on this server are off the charts, especially in the Black, Hispanic, and Indigenous communities. It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally fun way! So, if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure and see some out-of-this-world pollution levels, then join us now! Who needs clean air when you can have a blast on this server, am I right? Let’s get polluting, baby!

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  • We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

    We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 1299
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

    The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

    Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

    By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in the wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

    In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

    The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

    All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

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  • Sparked SMP

    Sparked SMP
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1988
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us: An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style!
    Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
    LONG-TERM world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
    Our server strives towards making friends and creating a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
    No land claims/ chest locks, as vanilla as possible!
    Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
    Some optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat!

    While the server won’t be up for a few more days, you can join the discord now to apply and learn more about us! http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.

    2. Do you have any age restrictions?

    Yes, our server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

    3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, we have strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

    4. Can I use mods on the server?

    Some mods and data packs are allowed on the server, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Please make sure to check with the admins before using any mods.

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  • Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

    Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6655
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Potions Brewed: 183
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

    You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

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  • MomDontTripServer

    MomDontTripServer
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8719
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Animals Bred: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

    Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

    Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

    So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

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  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8400
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

    So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyDeathMatch

    BlockyDeathMatch
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1856
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

    But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

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  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4955
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

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  • Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

    Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 3285
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

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  • smp.me

    smp.me
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8148
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
    Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
    LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
    16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

    Features

    Feature Description
    (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
    Discord > server chat Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
    Web based world map High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
    Gradual world border expansion Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
    Grief prevention Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
    Adult staff team Experienced staff without power complexes.
    Opt-in only PVP Players can choose to participate in PVP.
    Decorative player heads Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
    Decisions made by community vote Community-driven decision-making process.
    Sleep skip Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Head to smp.me to apply!

    Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

    A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

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  • Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

    Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 371
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Crops Grown: 3158
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 63
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

    Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

    We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

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  • MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

    MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 4472
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 240
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Alien Abductions: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Endless Legions Commanded: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

    Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

    So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

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  • MineCraftyMornings

    MineCraftyMornings
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8248
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Animals Bred: 33 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Villages Defended: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

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  • NukeNoobsMC

    NukeNoobsMC
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7212
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

    we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

    we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

    oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

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  • Money Can’t Buy Coolness

    Money Can’t Buy Coolness
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 3148
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8960 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

    come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

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