DadBodNoMoreMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2236	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	176	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.