DadBodBabyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6365	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a new escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s dad and his young new wife.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family drama, create outrageous storylines, and even start a virtual baby boom if you so desire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where tough love is necessary, just like in the story above.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Crops Grown:	9193	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	499	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	243	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9931

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3633	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ores Mined:	8746	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Towns Built:	7

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Mines Excavated:	3390	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.