| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8508 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Votes: | 7693 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3726 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8081 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5518 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 313 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 124 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3417 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3042 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3095 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5604 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 258905 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7182 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 855558 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 50 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5680 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 338 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3668 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Crops Grown: | 3105 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 241 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3293 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8762 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8342 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8308 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9805 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1459 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9136 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8624 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8437 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5449 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
