so like, this server is run by a chechen warlord who is bffs with musk. they like, invited him to russia after he was caught driving a cybertruck with a machine gun on it. like, who does that? only on this server can you find such wild and crazy adventures. join now for a chance to ride in a cybertruck with a machine gun and maybe even meet musk in person. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Dragon Eggs Found: 5408 Crops Grown: 9877

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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