Cutie Pie’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive Eggslut restaurant where you can chow down on a Mr. Beast Burger smothered in our famous “Wash Your Sister Sauce.” Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4938
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Gut Quest

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	7942	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Grindr: The Country Minecraft SMP

#meet new people, casual encounters, Country, dating app, digital dating, explore sexuality, find love, Gay Men, Geolocation, GRINDR, hookup culture, LGBTQ, location-based, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mobile app, online dating, queer community, relationships, smp, social-networking, The country, virtual connections

Welcome to grindr:the country, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.

But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).

So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PrivilegedCraft SMP

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If they’re not playing on our Minecraft SMP, then they must have been born with a diamond pickaxe in hand and a mansion made of emerald blocks! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to submit an application to join. We’ve got more rare loot than a dungeon full of creepers, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget. So if you want to prove you’re not just another noob, come join us and show off your diamond armor and netherite swag! Trust us, you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic bases in no time. Just watch out for the prankster who likes to replace all your torches with TNT…yeah, we’re looking at you, Steve.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
New Chunks Explored:	771857	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KidLogicCraft

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Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive diamond-filled land of talking animals. But be warned, the animals are known for their bad jokes and puns, so prepare yourself for some serious eye-rolling. Trust us, this server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	898847	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.