Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 3050 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dancing bear in a ushanka hat. The bear led them to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and vodka. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our cute Russian propaganda.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rebellious potato farmers who are constantly at war with the evil capitalist pigs. Join their cause and fight for the glory of Mother Russia!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server where our little Russian propaganda can’t be this cute, and let the craziness begin!