Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

adorable, amusing, charming, cute, cute moments, delightful, dumb, dumbasses, endearing, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, humor, humor thread, lovable, Minecraft, Server, silly, silly moments, SWEET, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8519
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyPropagandaFactory

activism, civil rights, CraftyPropagandaFactory, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, government censorship, Hungarians, journalism ethics, Media bias, media manipulation, media reform., Political unrest, press freedom, propaganda factory, protest, public opinion, public outcry, social movement, state media, unbiased press

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky World Quest: System Justification

blocky, comparative politics, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, data analysis, empirical research, global studies, government systems, hypotheses, international relations, justification, Multiculturalism, Nations, political ideologies, political psychology, Quest, research methodology, social attitudes, social psychology, societal beliefs, statistical analysis, System, system justification, world, world politics

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.

YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Silvermons: Where Pixels and Pokemons collide for epic quests, battles, and hilarity! Join now!

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Battles, Champion’s Gauntlet, collide, competitive players, Curseforge, ELITE 4, Epic, friendly community, Gyms, Hilarity, Join, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon Reforged, pixels, Player Gym, pokemons, Quests, Rank progression, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments

Silvermons
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Brief Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?

Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.

How can I join Silvermons?

You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Brit Feel Minecraft Server

anal care, anal exploration, anal milking, anal play, anal pleasure, anal stimulation, Brit, britfeel, british culture, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, British society, Edition, emotions, feel, feelings, Milking, milking experience, milking process, milking techniques, Minecraft, Server, uk

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

ass-fucked, Bombing, Country, fear-mongering, get real, iran, Iranian, Israel, kill, learn, Minecraft, morons, multiple times, Nuclear, nuclear plants, Official, Plant, prankster, pretty much no one, proceed, rare instances, retards, smp, won’t do shit, ww3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EraseMyBlocks Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, Decision making, do-over, erase button, EraseMyBlocks, FANTASY, hindsight, hypothetical, Improvement, Life, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, redo, Reflection, regrets, second chance, smp, starting over, undo, what if, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life? Do you wish you could hit the reset button and start over? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where you can erase all your troubles and start fresh in a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ElderlyCraft – Where age is just a number!

age, age gap connections, age gap intimacy, Age Gap Love, age gap relationships, Age gap romance, dating older, dating older partners, dating someone older, ElderlyCraft, experiences with older partners, intimacy with older partner, number, older lover, older partner, older partner advice, older partner dynamics, older partner encounters, older partner experiences, older partner perspectives, older partner relationships, older partner stories, relationships with age difference

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where you can ride on the backs of dragons (yes, DRAGONS!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who rule the server with their wisdom and killer PvP skills. Rumor has it that if you can beat them in a battle, you’ll be granted access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, things may get a little…weird.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyNetanyahu’sNoShame

arms embargo, Conflict, controversy, CraftyNetanyahusNoShame, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, disagreement, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, PM Netanyahu, Politics, sanctions, Shame on them, Statement, weapons

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw them at each other like a bunch of frenchies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all the croissants and cheese, only the bravest can find it! also, we have a pet llama named macron who spits on anyone who tries to steal our diamonds! come join the fun and be part of the baguette revolution! oh la la!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	882699	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Atomic Antibiotics Craft

antibiotics, antimicrobial, ATOMIC, atomic antibiotics, bacterial infections, bacterial resistance, Craft, Development, drug development, drug discovery, drug resistance, Healthcare, innovation, innovative solutions, Medical research, microbiology, New method, pharmaceuticals, resistance mechanisms, scientific breakthrough, Technology, Treatment

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a magical land where u can craft atomic antibiotics to fight off those pesky bacteria mobs!

join us and become a master pharmacist in the minecraft world! but wait, there’s more! not only can u save the world from bacterial resistance, but u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot lasers from ur eyes!

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs boring old survival mode when u can be a superhero pharmacist in minecraft land? join now and let’s save the world, one antibiotic at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FroobWorld: Where semi-vanilla meets extra sprinkles and a side of piggyback rides. Patch 1.21 included!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, Donations, EXTRA, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Included, Land claiming, Long-term maps, meets, old school, Patch, PG-13, Piggyback, Prizes, RIDES, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Side, smp, Spawn, sprinkles, stealing, Survival, Tpa, View distance

Minecraft Server Information

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UG9CjMGtSs
Website	https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap	https://map.froobworld.com/

Overview

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Features

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

1. What is the server IP?

The server IP is s.froobworld.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the rules include no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. Chat is kept at PG-13 levels.

3. Is there a limit to land claiming?

There is no limit to the size of land claiming, within reason.

4. Are donations accepted on the server?

No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	7685
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Anime Lovers Minecraft Server

alone, Anime, anime culture, anime teachers, education system, Loneliness, long-term relationships, loveless, Lovers, Minecraft, Relationship Status, Server, Single life, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, teachers, teaching profession, unaccompanied, Unloved, unmarried

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have a secret underground society of unmarried, unloved, and unaccompanied anime teachers who are just waiting for someone to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join our server and you could be the hero they’ve been waiting for!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to the world’s tallest Minecraft roller coaster, where you can experience thrills and spills like never before. Just be sure to hold onto your blocky hat!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Blocky Danganronpa Minecraft SMP

articles, artists, Birthday edition, blocky, DanganRonpa, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, FANART, FICS, Game links, ignore shitposters, interviews, Minecraft, modding tools, New Players Guide., official store pages, pastebin nuked, report shitposters, Resources, ship tags, smp, spoiler-free guide, Ultimate Summer Camp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	3828
Dragon Eggs Found:	702	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GFChoresMinecraftServer

arguments, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dynamic, electrician, exhaustion, Fairness, free rent, GFChoresMinecraftServer, Girlfriend, household chores, living arrangements, living together, Organizing, relationship, responsibilities, tidiness, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	134
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NieceConfrontAITA

Boundaries, Communication, confronting family, confronting husband, confronting spouse, emotional investment, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, favoritism, financial support, Jealousy, marriage issues, neglecting children, Niece, NieceConfrontAITA, parenting, prioritizing family, relationship problems, Resentment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, secret alliances, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining away, collecting resources, when suddenly your in-game husband starts favoring his niece over your own virtual children. He’s spending all his diamonds on her, building her luxurious mansions while your kids are stuck in a dirt hut. Will you confront him and risk being labeled as the jealous, crazy Minecraft mom? The drama is real, folks!

But that’s not all – we also have scandalous jailbreaks, shady deals with villagers, and epic quests to uncover the truth behind hidden family secrets. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GreatestPlayerEver – Minecraft SMP

celebrated person, exceptional being, exceptional individual, extraordinary being, extraordinary person, famous person, greatest human, GreatestPlayerEver, historical figure, iconic figure, iconic individual, influential figure, influential person, legendary being, legendary figure, living being, Minecraft, notable human, prominent figure, remarkable figure, remarkable human, renowned individual, smp

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe? We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Our spawn town is so lit, it’s rumored that even Herobrine himself wants to move in!

Join us and become part of the most elite group of gamers who have ever graced the digital world. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a house on top of another player’s house, and instead of getting mad, they became roommates!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll have the chance to become the greatest human or living being to ever exist. Forget about history books, the real legends are born in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.