Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 38

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 91 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2637 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Animals Bred: 28
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 1786
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 443 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dimension Hops: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Items Found: 3404
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Zombie Dances: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

    > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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