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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1519 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5291 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!
But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?