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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7923 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 171 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!