Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1750	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Epic Craft Gate 1.20

4changate, computers, Conspiracy, Craft, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, data breach, digital security, Epic, Gate, government surveillance, HACKING, Information Security, internet culture, internet history, internet strangers, Invasion, online communities, online forums, online investigations, online privacy, online threats, privacy concerns

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. I swear, it’s like those internet strangers invaded my computer, but in a good way, you know?

Like, forget about all those other servers, this one is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown. And don’t worry about the feds, they can’t touch us here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the madness. It’s gonna be epic, bro. Just do it!

Late Term Abortion Minecraft SMP

abortion, bodily autonomy, controversial issue, controversial topic, ethical debate, fetus viability, healthcare decision, Late, late stage pregnancy, late term abortion, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, Minecraft, moral dilemma, political controversy, pregnancy termination, pro-choice, reproductive autonomy, reproductive rights, smp, societal norms, term, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits! Looking for a server where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, but be warned – the dragon has been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties mid-fight. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest, where the trees are made of candy and the animals speak in rhyme. Just be careful not to eat too much candy, or you might find yourself in a sugar-induced coma.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts have been known to challenge players to a game of volleyball. Just make sure you bring your own net!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes – even late term abortions. Don’t ask questions, just grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoccerDadFails Minecraft Server

build-out line, Minecraft, Offside, referee professionalism, select league, Server, soccer coaching, soccer game, soccer goals, soccer player, soccer referee, soccer rules, SoccerDadFails, sports etiquette, sports knowledge, sports parenting, sports rules, Sportsmanship, U10 boys, youth sports

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special “build-out line” just like in soccer! As long as you stay behind the line, you can do whatever you want – even if it means scoring goals while the other team screams in confusion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy parents, angry dads, and kids scoring legal goals left and right. Who needs offside rules when you have the build-out line to save the day?

So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to brush up on your Minecraft soccer rules before you join, or you might end up like that angry dad swearing in front of a bunch of pixelated kids. See you on the server!

NoBroXmasAllowed

brother drama, Christmas drama, Communication Issues, cooking conflicts, disabled father, disabled parent, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, gossiping, holiday tensions, household boundaries, household rules, NoBroXmasAllowed, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Witness the epic showdown between a disabled dad, a sassy wife, and a gossiping brother. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense cooking battles you’ve ever seen. Forget MasterChef, this is Minecraft Chef! Watch as our players duke it out over who can make the best virtual food, all while throwing shade like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Remember, on our server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip!

MineCraftyEmployee

career advancement, communication with supervisor, constructive criticism, coping strategies, emotional well being, employee recognition, feeling unappreciated, job fulfillment, job performance, mental health, MineCraftyEmployee, Positive reinforcement, professional development, seeking feedback, seeking support, self worth, team dynamics, work stress, work-life balance, Workplace Relationships, workplace satisfaction

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Tired of your boss not recognizing your epic redstone creations? Sick of your coworkers not appreciating your pixel art skills? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of being the ultimate block-building superstar! We have a dedicated “Employee of the Month” competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks (not real diamonds, unfortunately). So if you’re feeling unappreciated at work, come join us and show off your building skills to the world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a promotion in our virtual world…or at least a pat on the back from our friendly virtual villagers.

Everdusk

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Everdusk Minecraft Server

Welcome to Everdusk, an immersive economy-based Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless! Build your fortune and rise through the ranks while enjoying a host of exciting features:

Thriving Economy: Buy, sell, and trade in a dynamic player-driven marketplace. Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and rise to greatness. Key Crates: Open crates with special keys for epic rewards. Custom Plugins: Experience unique features that enhance your gameplay. Join Us Today!

Play. Trade. Conquer. Only on Everdusk.

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Nikke’s Realm 1.20

#union raid, alteisen, Android, Ark Mage, awaken, Beat the Gun, black shadow, christmas party, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Ein, Entertainment, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Last Girlhood, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Missilis, Naga, new players, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, RUN, Scarlet, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, walk, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer, Zwei

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Emeralds Found:	6023
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun and outrageous adventures!

We got ICE DRAGONS, MAIDENS, and even a dude named GUILLOTINE! Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Winter Owners and Snow Buddies? And don’t even get me started on the Black Shadow and Red Hood!

Plus, we got costume passes for days! Beat the Gun, Ark Mage, Last Girlhood – we got it all, baby! And let’s not forget about the codes, like NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY and UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for some LOLZY entertainment and let’s make some memories together! See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

HoHoHo Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Bat, Character, christmas, costume, dream transformation, FANTASY, flying, gift, hohoho, holiday, Magic, Minecraft, red, rouge the bat, Santa Claus, sega, smp, sonic the hedgehog, transformation, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us and you could have the chance to be transformed into your favorite Sonic character, like Rouge the Bat! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, we’re all about that Sonic speed and chaos emeralds here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Santa Claus himself, flying around on his sleigh and granting wishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll even turn you into Rouge the Bat himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and let the adventures begin!

SantaSMPBeliever

BELIEF, Childhood, christmas, discovery, Evidence, folklore, holiday, imagination, jolly, Magic, Myth, north pole, Presents, proof, reindeer, santa, Santa Claus, SantaSMPBeliever, Sleigh, tradition, Wonder

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because Santa is actually a secret admin on the server! I know, crazy right? He flies around on his sleigh giving out diamonds and enchanted gear to all the good players. I mean, who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a diamond block tree in your base, am I right?

But wait, it gets even better. The Easter Bunny is also a mod on the server and he hides special loot chests all over the map. And don’t even get me started on the Tooth Fairy, she trades enchanted books for your extra teeth. I mean, who needs a dentist when you can just trade your teeth for OP gear?

So yeah, if you want to experience the magic of Christmas, Easter, and losing teeth all year round, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s a wild ride.

CraftyChallenges

Challenging, complex, Confusing, CraftyChallenges, deceptive, Difficult, intricate, misleading, not a quick fix, not as easy as it seems, not as simple as it looks, not straightforward, requires attention to detail, requires effort, requires patience, requires practice, requires skill, Tricky

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and riding on flying pigs to get around. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but the catch is you have to defeat a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon dressed in a tutu to get to it. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your expectations at the door!

TNT Wars: Kurd vs Turk

armed conflict, battle, border conflict, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, conflict zone, Fighting, international relations, Kurd, Kurdish forces, Kurdish-led forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, offensive, Political unrest, Syria, Tension, territorial dispute, Tnt, türk, Turkish forces, Turkish-backed Syrian rebels, War, Wars

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where kurdish-led forces are battling turkish-backed syrian rebels in a wild and crazy offensive! watch as the blocks fly and the mobs fight for control of the land! build your own base and join the fight for dominance in this epic showdown of epic proportions! join now for a chance to be the ultimate warrior in this insane battle for supremacy! let’s goooooooooooooooooooooo!

SolariCraft

anger, benefit, breeding, Cross-Play, detail, duties, Economy, Fault, follow-up, hair, Hearts, Hope, Lust, Pain, patient care, Pleasure, Practice, PvP, Reprimand, soften, SolariCraft, Survival Games, toil, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	80	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the patient, but it will happen at such a time that there is a lot of work and pain. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil.

solaricraft.com:25641

SvSurvival chill FFA server

Chill, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Ffa, Friends, gain players, Hosting, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, play regular, Players, Regular Survival, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small Community, SvSurvival, Teams, Tectonic, world generation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Server Overview

Description	Information
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Generation	Tectonic as world gen
Community Size	Small
Teams	Multiple teams
IP Address	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes this server different from others?

A: Our server uses Tectonic as world generation, creating a unique survival experience while maintaining the vanilla gameplay.

Q: How can I join a team on the server?

A: You can reach out to existing teams on our Discord server and inquire about joining them. Alternatively, you can form your own team with friends.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in respectful and fair combat.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: Are there any rules that I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9708	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mines Excavated:	3642
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1681	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!