CuckCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7477	Dragon Eggs Found:	7644
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic adventures and the dankest memes around!

Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3088
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	101	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	246899
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2159	Emeralds Found:	4036
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	137

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Potions Brewed:	148
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5622

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3746	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!