| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6652 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7250 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Enchantments Applied: | 151 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8971 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4376 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 325 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1961 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1579 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6917 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2575 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8296 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9408 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5219 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 6286 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8258 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6822 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3140 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1507 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3841 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5257 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1325 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3724 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8303 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8017 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 410 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 172 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4322 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
