| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2937 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
CubeCraft is a new unique server, come on over.
45.93.200.42:25587
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8973 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3576 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Votes: | 7405 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1785 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9225 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8382 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5631 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2801 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 72 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8097 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 173 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8704 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Potions Brewed: | 125 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4769 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 119 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7230 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 148 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2730 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2850 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4668 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9644 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7018 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 172 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3894 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6174 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
