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Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3450	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	6517	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	560
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FetishCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3167	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyComrades

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	3528

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Divine Spears Created:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6701	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What is the IP for Bay Area Buggs Minecraft Server?

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Bay Area Buggs is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and commentary videos. He rose to fame through his Grand Theft Auto V roleplay series and has since diversified his content to include a wide range of popular games. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his channel, Bay Area Buggs continues to entertain and engage audiences with his unique brand of humor and gaming expertise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Perakees Survival

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JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

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Server Information

Server IP	mc.soybooru.com
Version	1.20.6

New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap.
Is the server looking for new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life.
Can I join the server right now?	Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	195
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7005	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

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> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Towns Built:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BabyBlockParty

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	804809	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5091
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8