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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Villages Defended:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3076	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Star Shards Collected:	50	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	198	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Zombie Dances:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Emeralds Found:	7120
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	1859
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6975

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1