| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2856 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 1384 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Friendly Server , Welcomes All!
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1410 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna hang out with the coolest virtual peeps around. We got streamers, YouTubers, and Twitter legends all in one place. It’s like a social media explosion, but in Minecraft.
Forget about boring old servers, this one is where the party’s at. You can build, mine, and chat with your favorite characters like they’re your new BFFs. It’s like a virtual reality dream come true, but with more explosions and less motion sickness.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and dive into a world where anything is possible. It’s like stepping into a digital wonderland, but with more zombies and less tea parties. Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8983 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4867 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Magic Items Found: | 3312 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5345 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!
Forget about annoying husbands who don’t understand the need for alone time. On our server, you can relax in a virtual bath without anyone bothering you. And if you want to watch a movie by yourself, no one will tell you it’s ridiculous!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, explore, and destress in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7698 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).
why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5545 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.
College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1468 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!
So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2195 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1154 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8251 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2410 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Votes: | 6979 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 392 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 55 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5454 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 6889 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.
Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4385 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4499 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6223 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
