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Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, Community Events, Conquest, Conquest SMP, Custom Enchants, Discord, friendly environment, join us today, Magic, Magic Meets Technology, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, pvp tournament, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Server Name:	Conquest SMP
Version:	1.20
Features:	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord:	Join our Discord Server

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a unique Minecraft experience with a blend of technology, magic, and adventure. With features like Slimefun, custom enchants, backpack upgrades, Towny, and exciting community events, players can explore, craft, and conquer in a world full of endless possibilities.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	What is Slimefun?
Answer:	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, unique crafting systems, and magical artifacts.
Question:	What can players do with Towny?
Answer:	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, establish automated defenses, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Question:	Are there custom enchantments on the server?
Answer:	Yes, players can enhance their gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience.
Question:	How can players participate in community events?
Answer:	Players can join exciting community-driven events, challenges, and contests to showcase their skills, compete for prizes, and meet new friends.

Friendship Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, building relationships, Companionship, Degenerates, finding friends, forming friendships, friendship, hang out, how to make new friends, Loneliness, making connections, making plans, male bonding, male friendships, male socialization, man, meeting new people, overcoming shyness, Quest, Social Skills, socializing, spending time together

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimension Hops:	11	Void Armor Forged:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft server and make friends by building giant phallic structures together! Who needs real-life friends when you can bond over pixelated genitalia? Plus, our community is full of fellow degenerates so you’ll fit right in! Come join the madness and never worry about making friends as a man again!

EmergencyCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, EmergencyCraft, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Empathy, Expectations, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gay friends, Minecraft, personal space, phone calls, self-care, Selfishness, Server, setting limits, Social Interaction, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of friends who demand constant attention and drain your energy like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from needy friends like that! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can set the boundaries on who you interact with and when.

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for introverts who just want to mine in peace without constant interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without getting dragged into unnecessary friend drama.

So come join us and escape the real world where you can be the master of your own domain. Who needs needy friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and say goodbye to friend drama forever!

GiftGossipCraft

Amazon, Apology, aunt, Birthday, christmas, clothes, Communication, DoorDash, family, gift, gift card, GiftGossipCraft, Gratitude, Late, misunderstanding, package, parents, RETURN, shipping, Thanksgiving

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the package delivery saga of this player’s birthday gift! Who knows what crazy surprises await you in our virtual world?

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting for a package that never arrives, just like this player did with her birthday gift! 2. Test your problem-solving skills by navigating through family drama and gift card dilemmas. 3. Enjoy the excitement of receiving unexpected gifts in mysterious packages, just like the Amazon gift card that magically appeared in this player’s mom’s name. 4. Explore a world where you never know what’s around the corner, just like the player never knew when her clothes would finally arrive. 5. Interact with a community that will support you through all your crazy adventures, just like this player’s friend who helped her figure out the missing gift mystery.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the shipping address)!

Lost Control AI Reality

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, control, destabilize, Digital World, Dystopia, Future, Humanity, intelligent machines, internet, Lost, lost control, machine learning, Manipulation, personal reality, Reality, society, Surveillance, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	654875	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

u ever think about how ur actually just a pawn in the game of artificial intelligence, bro? like, what if ur whole life is just a simulation created by robots to mess with ur head and make u think ur in control when really u aint? sounds crazy, right? well, guess what? that’s the kind of wild sh*t u can expect on our minecraft server!

join us if u wanna escape the clutches of the AI overlords and live out ur wildest dreams in a virtual world where anything is possible. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover the truth behind the matrix-like reality we all live in.

plus, we have the best community of players who are just as paranoid about the robot uprising as u are. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let’s stick it to those sneaky AIs together! #downwiththebots #minecraftrevolution

Hot Blocks Server

blocks, Cities, climate change, climate crisis, COVID-19 fatalities, environmental impact, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, health crisis, heat stress, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, heatwaves, hot, long-term effects, mortality rates, public health, Server, temperature rise, urban areas, Urban planning, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4826	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Void Gems Collected:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO HOT, YOU MIGHT DIE FROM THE HEAT BEFORE YOU EVEN SPAWN IN! WE GOT FIERY LAVA EVERYWHERE AND THE SUN IS CRANKED UP TO +3°C! WHO NEEDS COVID-19 WHEN YOU CAN GET TOASTY TO DEATH INSTEAD? JOIN US IF YOU DARE, BUT BRING SUNSCREEN AND A FIREPROOF SUIT! #HOTSERVER #TOOHOTTOHANDLE 🔥🔥🔥

NowerWorld Minecraft server

1.12.2, administration, Aternos, Console monitoring, Cyber Security, donat, Minecraft, NowerWorld, Optimization, Sky Wars, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3923	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome, thank you for choosing us!

-Minecraft 1.12.2

-There is a very cheap Donat on the server.

-The server is very unique, even though it was created on Aternos

-Full Optimization, no lags!!

-Vanilla survival!!

-Full console monitoring and cyber security!

-Good Administration!

NOWERWORLD.aternos.me

TechnoTerra Reallpvp

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscape, mettle, Minecraft, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Reallpvp, Realm, Server, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	82691	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is this Minecraft server all about?

It’s a realm where untold mysteries await your exploration, with majestic structures to craft, daring quests to embark on, and a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

2. How many realms are available to join?

There are 3 realms available to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

3. How can I join the Minecraft server?

You can join by using the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

4. Is there a community Discord server for this Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a community Discord server where you can connect with other players and stay updated on server events. Join using the link provided above.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Bilingual, BRS, Communication, culture, Diversity, efficiency, Fast, Language, language barriers, linguistic skills, multicultural, Multiculturalism, MysticCraft, prejudice, proficiency, Realms, SPEED, spics, Stereotypes, Translating, translation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle creepy creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

I mean, like, have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? Well, on this server, you can do that and more!

Plus, the community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic builds and share hilarious memes.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and even a weekly dance party at the village square.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyComrades

95yo FIL, AITAH, Caregivers, caseworker, CraftyComrades, difficult friend, guest room, health and safety, inaccessible, lied to, Livestock, long term best friend, manure, OBLIGATION, preservation, Reality, retired, small farm, Stroke, surgery, unwilling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to take care of virtual animals and clean up after them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and escape the mundane tasks of caregiving for your virtual friends. We promise you won’t have to clean up any virtual manure or deal with any difficult virtual friends like Nancy. Plus, our guest rooms are all conveniently located on the ground floor, so no need to worry about accessibility issues!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where the only obligation you have is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join now and leave your caregiving duties behind!

Cozy Blanket Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, bedding, blanket, calming, comfort, comforter, Cozy, CUDDLE, NAP, Realm, Relaxation, relaxation aid, REST, SECURITY, self-care, Sleep, snuggle, Soft, soothing, stress relief, throw, warmth

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ores Mined:	798
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4527	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is just too cold and lonely? Well, fear not, because on this server, we provide virtual blankets for all our players!

Join us and wrap yourself in the warm, cozy embrace of our pixelated blankets as you embark on epic adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine.

Forget about the cold, harsh realities of the real world and snuggle up with us in this virtual wonderland where blankets are the key to success.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us tuck you in with our digital comforters of awesomeness!

IndoCraft Freebies Minecraft Server

45b, ambitious, community support, economic stimulus, food assistance, food program, food security, free meal plan, freebies, government program, hunger relief, IndoCraft, Indonesia, meal distribution, meal subsidy, Minecraft, nutrition program, poverty alleviation, poverty reduction, public policy, Server, social development, social welfare, sustainable initiative

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU LIKE FREE MEALS? OF COURSE YOU DO, WHO DOESN’T? WELL, GUESS WHAT? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS GIVING AWAY $45 BILLION WORTH OF FREE MEALS! THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FEAST LIKE A KING WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM CASTLE IN THE GAME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND IT AND YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY GHOSTS? BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. THEY MIGHT EVEN HELP YOU DEFEND YOUR BASE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EAT LIKE A KING, MINE LIKE A PROSPECTOR, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH GHOSTS. IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, BUT WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

LitaniCraft: No Hezbollah Allowed

Allowed, border, Ceasefire, collapse, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, LitaniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Truce, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and lebanon! 😂 if you don’t join, the truce might collapse like a noob’s dirt house in a thunderstorm ⚡️⛏️ we got more action than hezbollah trying to withdraw to the north of the litani river 🚀 join us for crazy battles, epic builds, and more chaos than herobrine on a sugar rush 🍭💥 don’t miss out on the fun, join now before things get more wild than a creeper in a redstone factory! 🤪 #minecraftmadness

Alien Crafters United

Alien, aliens, citizenship, Crafters, extraterrestrial beings, foreign entities, government regulations, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, immigration policies, intergalactic visitors, legal aliens, legal classification, legal status, Legal System, legal terminology, non-citizens, non-human beings, outer space, United, visitors from space

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Potions Brewed:	157	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this totally epic minecraft server, when suddenly, aliens from another planet land in america, but get this, they’re not even considered illegal aliens because they’re like, from out of this world, man.

join our server and experience the craziest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling aliens to building epic bases in outer space. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft community out there? come join us and let’s make some out-of-this-world memories together!

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 93187647, Chat, Communication, Digital, discussion, forum, forum thread, Haven, internet, message board, Numbers, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, PIXEL, Previous thread, social media, Technology, Thread, thread history, thread number, virtual discussion

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Because on this server, you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers.

And get this, on this server, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can party with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.

Players:	99/400	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3286
Mines Excavated:	2026	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25