| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8650 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6156 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5759 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6317 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 224 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3763 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Votes: | 3500 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 276 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5783 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 556 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1657 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7261 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4079 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6477 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9528 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 68 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2360 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 329 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 81 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8113 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6606 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2611 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2942 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 403 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2303 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3813 | Votes: | 2391 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2372 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1481 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 195 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
