| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1300 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 73 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Cool clear server
ufo.mcpehost.ru:20006
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1939 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 6493 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 76 |
But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 224 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Votes: | 8623 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5173 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5969 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 |
and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2974 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…
BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5495 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6279 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5066 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4781 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3274 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2105 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 263 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7331 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1599 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5764 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7787 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2452 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4892 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 66 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
