CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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