CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Enchantments Applied: 208 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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