CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magic Items Found: 5934

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Chimeras Created: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Dragon Scales Harvested: 421
    Alien Abductions: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Potions Brewed: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Farms Harvested: 427 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Villages Defended: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Runes Activated: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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