CrushedByMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	5025	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3083
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8516	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8771
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Potions Brewed:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	4896	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ThirstQuencherCraft

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3432

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, artillery brigades, BrigadeCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Directive, east asia, escalation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Minecraft, North Korea, peace talks, Political, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tensions, threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Void Gems Collected:	33	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VugledarMarineElite

Battle casualties, combat fatalities, Elite brigade, Infantry casualties, Infantry losses, Loss of personnel, marine corps, military casualties, military conflict, Military losses, Military operations, Russian army, Russian forces, Russian marines, russian military, Russian soldiers, Russian troops, Vugledar battles, VugledarMarineElite, war casualties

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Expert Server

Artificial Intelligence, computational linguistics, Crafty, data science, deep learning, Expert, expert systems, information retrieval, innovation, knowledge representation, language generation, language processing, language understanding., Large Language Model, machine learning, mixture of experts, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, research, Science, Server, Technology, text generation

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

first of all, we got a bunch of crazy mods dat will blow ur mind! like, u can ride a chicken as a mount and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! how cool is dat?

plus, our community is da bomb diggity! we got players from all over da world, from mars to pluto! u will never be bored with all da shenanigans goin on!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server and let’s have some epic fun together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6649
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LittleMacks Official Server

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

WELCOME to Macks Official Minecraft Server! Mack is a content creator on Twitch and Youtube! This is his server! You’ll find NEW THEMES every server and weekly quests and treasure hunts! We do giveaways and fun mini game events! WE ARE A VERY SMALL but growing community of gamers and wierdos just trying to have fun and game together! JOIN THE DISCORD to vc with other players and be in stream events!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Endless Night Skies:	1	Potions Brewed:	186
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4