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Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PiggySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive Back into Classic Survival!

Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

Why Choose Us?

PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sky’s SMP Adventures

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A chaotic paradise.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BonkNetwork

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Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Momcest General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Stereotypical Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	76
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlazedMC

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3809	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything you have ever known is a lie! But don’t worry, it’s a hilarious lie that will have you laughing your blocky pants off.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco dancing. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your best chicken dance, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for – last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond-shaped tofu.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this topsy-turvy world where everything you thought you knew is just a big, hilarious joke.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Back Lads SMP Minecraft

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Get ready to dive into a Minecraft SMP like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic pixelated creatures you’ll ever lay your eyes on. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, though, he’s harmless… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. Rain. From. The. Sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest pixelated adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	4971	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	3982