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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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