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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimension Hops: 10
Meteorites Collected: 0 Star Shards Collected: 202

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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