come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Runes Activated: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Farms Harvested: 328 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 149 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Farms Harvested: 194 Ores Mined: 7982

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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