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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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