CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	95	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	87

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Come in to just go through minecraft.

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9682
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Chimeras Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Farms Harvested:	399
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	142
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	683	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

Players:	95/300	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9205	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1