Critter Craze Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

Attack, Conflict, counter-response, Defense, defense preparedness, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranCraft, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, potential conflict, PvP, Ready, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, threat

come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3277	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Void Armor Forged:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

admins, Anarchy, Button, Chaos, Cheating, Custom Plugins, DDR4 ECC RAM, Discord, gaming experience, Gbit network, grief rollback, Griefing, high performance hardware, Intel Xeon, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Myth, NVMe SSDs, Permanent World, REIGNS, Reset, Sandbox, semi anarchy, Survival, unique gameplay

MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	118	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

age gap, ask me anything, attraction, Boundaries, Child protection, civil discussion, consent, controversial, Ethics, harmful behavior, illegal, Little Girls, mental health, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, PIXEL, playhouse, Psychology, Server, social norms, stigma, taboo, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2034	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

advice, Blonde hair, blue eyes, campus environment, campus flyers, campus safety, college, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Friend, girl, Haitian migrants, inclusion, Minecraft, Nervous, racial profiling, racial tension, smp, STARING, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, Unsafe, white college girl

Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Farms Harvested:	882
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	9985
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, background check, cancer journey, dorm, freedom, Friends, grown adult, Job, Minecraft, miracle baby, moving out, NICU, Police, psych hospital, remote work, roommates, rules, saving money, Server, State, studio apartment, surgeries, Therapy

Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5838
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

clean up, CleanCraft, Communication, communication breakdown, disability, Dismissive, Divorce, Edition, exhaustion, family dynamics, Frustration, help out, home, independence skills, Loneliness, Mess, Messy, ptsd, SAHD, Therapy, Wife

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	31631
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

breathing exercises, coping strategies, Crisis Support, CrisisCraft, Diamond, emotional regulation, Exercise, gratitude practice, holistic healing, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system, sword, Therapy

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LoudCarGriefersCraft

annoying noise pollution, attention seeking, disrespectful behavior., disruptive driving, disruptive vehicles, disturbing the neighborhood, disturbing the peace, excessive noise, excessive revving, guys, inconsiderate behavior, irritating drivers, loud exhaust, loud vehicles, LoudCarGriefersCraft, noisy cars, obnoxious drivers, rude motorists, unnecessary attention, unnecessary noise

Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SaiedCraft2023

authoritarianism, behind bars, candidates, civil liberties, Democracy, Electoral Process, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, MIDDLE EAST, North Africa, opposition, Political Climate, Politics, Presidential election, re-election, saied, SaiedCraft2023, Tunisia, Votes, Voting

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4487	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

Blame, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting behavior, gaslighting behavior patterns, gaslighting dynamics, gaslighting effects, gaslighting patterns, gaslighting psychological manipulation., gaslighting relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting tactics, gaslighting victims, gurus, Manipulation, mental health, narcissism, Projection, psychological abuse, shifters, toxic behavior, victim blaming

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4592	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

Adventure, Atherosclerosis, Blood lipid levels, CarbFree, Carbohydrate restriction, cardiovascular disease, cholesterol levels, clinical trial, Coronary artery disease, dietary intervention, health outcomes, heart health, high-fat diet, KETO trial, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, low carb diet, metabolic health, nutrition research, vascular health, weight loss

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Discord, discord account, FerrumPlay 2.0, free to play, Freedom of Action, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new season, ONLINE, private server, Server, server description, Survival, Vanilla Survival

What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

admins, Anarchy, Chaos, chat color, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Donate, Exploration, Forge, Hacks, Lag-free, MODERN, Mysteries, new york, Plugins, PvP, real, REIGNS, Resets, rulers, Survival, survival skills, Vanilla, Vote, Wasteland, world border

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MonMon Minecraft Server

Anime, Arakure Ojousama, comedy, Drama, Expecting Baby, family life, high school, IMMINENT, Japanese culture, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, MonMon, Monmon Shiteiru, pregnancy announcement, rich girl, romance, school life, second pregnancy, secret relationship, Server, slice of life, young adult

Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

AGPeach, AGPeach accessories, AGPeach apparel, AGPeach brand, AGPeach clothing, AGPeach collection, AGPeach designer, AGPeach fashion, AGPeach merchandise, AGPeach new arrivals, AGPeach online, AGPeach outfits, AGPeach products, AGPeach sale, AGPeach shop, AGPeach store, AGPeach style, AGPeach trends, Minecraft, peach, smp

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.