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StepmomSecrets Minecraft Server

biological parent, breaking the rules, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, excessive punishment, family conflict, family dynamics, grace, Honesty, household rules, leniency, Minecraft, parenting, Server, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepmomSecrets, teenage rebellion, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	5436
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting a teenage stepdaughter? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can dig your way out of sticky situations, just like this stepdad who tried to cover for his rebellious stepdaughter. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon hidden treasures just like this family’s secrets!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re navigating through family drama or dodging punishments, there’s always something exciting happening. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected guests!

SleepyCraft OrganizeFun

adhd, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, exhaustion, Frustration, mental health, OrganizeFun, Partnership, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self improvement, self-care, SleepyCraft, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any lazy players like the one in this story! Join us and escape the drama of having to wake up your partner just to get them to charge their phone and brush their teeth.

Our server is filled with players who have their lives together – they have routines, they charge their phones, and they even wash their own dishes! Say goodbye to feeling like a mother picking up after your partner, and hello to a world where everyone takes care of themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest where you have to wake up a sleeping player in-game to remind them to change out of their work clothes. Who knows what rewards await you for completing this hilarious task?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the best virtual world possible – no real-life drama allowed!

BondingOverMinecraftSMP

Affection, Bonding, BondingOverMinecraftSMP, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional bond, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Empathy, friendship, Intimacy, love, mutual support, non-sexual intimacy, quality time, shared experiences, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	411615	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Crops Grown:	9233	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Potions Brewed:	75	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Lol, bro, forget about sex, join this epic Minecraft SMP where we create the strongest emotional bonds through building giant statues of potatoes and having intense potato sack races. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve cried tears of joy while racing against your best Minecraft buddies in a potato sack. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you want to experience the most emotionally bonding activities ever, join this SMP ASAP!

CraftyCraze18

+18, adrenaline-fueled, adventurous, bold, CraftyCraze18, Craziest, Daring, Escapade, FEARLESS, IMPULSIVE, Memories, Mischief, Outrageous, Rebellion, RECKLESS, Risk-taking, TEENAGE, thing.., unforgettable, Wild, Youthful

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4938
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that will make all your wildest dreams come true! When I was 18, I joined this server and let me tell you, it was a game-changer. We had epic battles with giant chickens, built a roller coaster that went to the moon, and even discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. Trust me, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures of your life, you need to join this server ASAP!

BananenSMP

Achievements, Advancements, Adventures, BananenSMP, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Custom Items, deutsch, Discord, Dungeons, epic adventures, Events, German, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Server, Server Events, Start Date, Tools

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server
Server Type	Modded 1.21.4
Custom Items
Advancements	Neue Herausforderungen & Erfolge!
Events
Startdate	In den Nächsten Tagen!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join now

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs on Modded 1.21.4 with custom items, advancements, events, dungeons, and more.

Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is open to all players who are interested in joining the community.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the community.

Are there any in-game events or activities planned?

Yes, we have events, dungeons, and epic adventures planned for players to participate in. Stay tuned for updates on upcoming activities.

Eternal Bliss Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, balance, Bliss, emotional intelligence, ETERNAL, friendship, health, Hedonist, Isles, Lifestyle, Moderation, Moral values, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-indulgent, Selfishness, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, VALUES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	169519	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t tolerate hedonists! We’re all about building friendships and healthy gaming habits. Plus, who needs a hedonist bringing down the vibe? Not us, that’s for sure! So come on over and join the fun, where we value relationships and health over all else! Let’s build together and leave the hedonists in the dust!

BlockyJudgment

BETRAYAL, BlockyJudgment, friendship, friendship betrayal, friendship boundaries, friendship commitment, Friendship Dynamics, friendship expectations, friendship loyalty, friendship support, friendship trust, friendship values, long-term friendship, loyalty, Near Death Experience, real friends, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Crops Grown:	7325
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of fake friends who don’t show up when you’re on your deathbed? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only loyalty you need is to building epic structures and surviving the creepers!

We don’t care if you’ve known someone for years, if they don’t bring you diamond armor when you’re sick, they’re out! Cut off those toxic friendships and join a community where the only drama is whether or not to build a castle or a rollercoaster next.

So come on, leave the fake friends behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server where the only near-death experiences you’ll have are falling into lava pits or getting blown up by a stray creeper.

FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop

big, biggest flop, buzzkill, disappointing release, Disappointment, Failed, failed hype, failed promise, Flop, flop of the year, FlopCraft, Hyped, let down, letdown, letdown of the century, marketing disaster, marketing fail, next big thing, overhyped, overpromised and underdelivered, Overrated, smp, underwhelming

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	2188
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally gonna be the next big thing? It’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it! Like, the spawn area is made entirely out of diamond blocks and there’s a secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! The main currency on the server is actually chocolate chip cookies, and you can trade them for rare items like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And every full moon, a giant dragon spawns in the sky and drops a bunch of loot for everyone to fight over. It’s like Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets Game of Thrones.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyLoveLessons

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, CraftyLoveLessons, DATING, emotional intelligence, forgiveness, growth, healing, lessons learned, letting go, past relationships, patience, personal development, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your ex’s drama. But don’t worry, our community is as strong as diamond armor and will always have your back. Plus, our dating pool is deeper than the Nether, so you’re bound to find your perfect match. Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

CraftyCanadianCrossover

bureaucracy, Canadian counterparts, Clearance, collaboration, Communication, CraftyCanadianCrossover, cross-border cooperation, foreign relations, government oversight, government regulations, international collaboration., Meeting, policy, political interference, research, restrictions, Science, scientific exchange, scientists, Trump administration, U.S. Government

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	89	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you need clearance to meet with other players from canada. like, what even is that? but it’s so crazy, you gotta join this server just to experience the madness. maybe trump is secretly playing minecraft and controlling everything from behind the scenes. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while building your epic minecraft castle. join now for the most wild and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident, alcohol, bedwetting, Cleanup, consequences, dreamscape, Drunk, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, Hotel, hotel charges, hotel management, hotel policy, intoxicated, mistake, Oasis, personal accountability, reimbursement, reimbursement policy, RESPONSIBILITY, shame

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about pissing the bed in a hotel again!

Why? Because on our server, you can build your own virtual hotel and pee wherever you want without any consequences!

Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll fit right in with your drunken antics. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything goes, even bed-wetting!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 40th birthday, aita, celebration, classical pianist, Communication, emotions, family dynamics, Friend, HEARTBREAK, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, misunderstandings, neurodivergent, parenting, Pictures, reconciliation, relationships, resting b*tch face, second mother, Server, Son, Stoic

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family drama unfold right before your eyes!

🎭 Meet our 45-year-old couple, their 15-year-old son Adrian, and their second mother figure, T (40F). Watch as T, the stoic yet talented classical pianist, deals with the betrayal of Adrian taking secret pictures of her! Will they reconcile or will the drama continue to escalate?

📸 Take a break from building and mining to enjoy the juicy gossip and emotional rollercoaster that is our server’s storyline. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become part of the wildest virtual family on the block! 😉🎮

NoBdayNoInviteNoCall

Birthday, Boundaries, brother, celebration, closeness, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, emotional response, exclusion, family, Invitation, misunderstanding, neglect, NoBdayNoInviteNoCall, Party, PRESENT, relationships, Resentment, sibling, social dynamics

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner party animal? Look no further than our server! Just like my brother’s 30th birthday party, we only invite the coolest and closest friends (sorry, mom, you’re not on the list).

Join us for epic celebrations and crazy adventures, just like the ones my brother had without me. Who needs an invite when you can crash the party and steal the show? Plus, we promise not to forget your birthday and leave you hanging like my brother did to me.

So come on over and let’s make some memories together, because on our server, every day is a party (even if you weren’t officially invited). Let’s show my brother how a real celebration is done – Minecraft style!

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, catch yourself, Childhood, Communication, family, Generational, habits, influence, lessons, Memories, Nostalgia, parents, phrases, quotes, Reflection, Reminiscing, Repetition, Saying, tradition, upbringing, wisdom

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of hearing your parents nagging you to clean your room or do your homework? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll never hear those words again! Join us and escape the real world where chores don’t exist and the only homework you’ll have is building epic structures and battling creepers!

Our server is so amazing, even your parents will want to join in on the fun! Imagine the look on their faces when they see you leading a pack of wolves into battle or riding a pig off into the sunset. They’ll be so proud of you, they might even start saying phrases like “Keep on crafting” or “Diamonds are a player’s best friend.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the virtual world and have your own army of llamas at your command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape reality and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination!

MaliMayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, atrocities, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, execute, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Mali, MaliMayhem, military intervention, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, Russian, security council, Server, united nations, violence, Wagner troops, War Crimes, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, u gotta know that we got russian wagner troops runnin’ around executin’ women and children in mali. but like, don’t worry, they only do that in the game, not in real life. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join to see the madness unfold, it’s like a virtual reality trip to the danger zone. come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and carnage of our server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane adventures.

Players:	102/700	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Farms Harvested:	137	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3156	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4