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MuskCraft: No Secrets Here!

collaboration, concerns, Data Protection, Defense, elon musk, Espionage, Government, information sharing, innovation, intelligence, international relations, Israel, Musk, MuskCraft, national security, potential risks, Report, Secrets, SECURITY, sensitive data, spacex, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest players, like elon musk and stuff. he’s like, this wild card who might share all his top secret data with everyone, so you gotta join to see what he’s up to. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. join now before elon spills all the tea, yo!

Mystic Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, anime adaptation, Character development, comedic moments, comparison, Differences, emotional depth, high school setting, Japanese literature, Kingdom, light novels, Manga, mystic, plot twists, popular series, relationship dynamics, romantic comedy, Ryuuji Takasu, slice of life, source material, Taiga Aisaka, toradora

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, forget about LNs and anime, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure!

Dude, we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha-cha slide.

You won’t find any boring old books here, just pure chaotic fun in a blocky world.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Christmas Trans Boy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Boy, celebration, christmas, Diversity, Festive, Gender Identity, gift, Happiness, holiday, Inclusivity, joy, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, PRESENT, smp, Trans, trans boy, Transgender, transgender boy, wish, Wishlist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be your crazy self.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, Communication Issues, event planning, ex-stepmom, ExStepMomDrama, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, guest list, invite list, Minecraft, party planning, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister drama, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	294
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mines Excavated:	4835	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchantments Applied:	241	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	832
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	362	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8453
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Items Found:	5329	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5