CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BoomCraft: Wanted in Norway

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up pagers like in lebanon but with a twist! we have norway issuing wanted notices for players who can master the art of exploding pagers in the most epic ways possible. join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we create mayhem in the virtual world like never before. who knew exploding pagers could be so much fun? join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Muppet Armor Wars

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUPPETS IN ARMOR FIGHTIN’ WARS! U CAN SEE KERMIT WITH A SWORD AND MISS PIGGY WITH A SHIELD, IT’S WILD! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE TELETUBBIES LIVE AND THEY’LL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL THEM A JOKE! COME JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S A PARTY IN HERE!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we bury logs to fight climate change!! 🌳🌍

we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! 😱🔥

come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! 🤪⛏️

so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! 🌲💚🎮

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rules
No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising



**FAQs:**

1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
   - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.

2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
   - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.

3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
   - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.

4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
   - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.

5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
   - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.

6. **How often is the server backed up?**
   - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	156	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	172	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5659	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, attraction, chemistry, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional connection, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, loyalty, MarryMe4MyDiamonds, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, Physical attraction, sense of humor, Shared values, smp, trustworthiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VotePurgeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	4212	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

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come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

BlockyRainbowPrideLand, cisgender, dementia, late-life depression, LGBTQ, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ disparities, LGBTQ+ stigma, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, mental health, Straight.., stress, Stroke

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

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❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

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Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchantments Applied:	246	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.