Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4076
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Divine Spears Created: 27

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Annoying Fanbase Minecraft Server

    Annoying Fanbase Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old fanbase? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most hilariously annoying players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy adventures.

    From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter on our server. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most obnoxiously awesome fanbase in Minecraft history!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1953 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 116

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580

    Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580
    Welcome to the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Join us at /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #580 where we embrace our inner fursonas and build a world filled with fluffy friends and virtual fursuits!

    Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that hosts weekly Drinking Nights and Multiplayer Nights? We even have a Gamin’ Night every Tuesday for all you gaming furries out there. Plus, our upcoming Halloween Event on November 1st is going to be a howling good time!

    But that’s not all! Our avatar resources are so extensive, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your fursona. And don’t even get us started on the outrageous stories and adventures you’ll have on this server. From finding rare treasures in thrift stores to battling virtual dragons, there’s never a dull moment on /vrfg/!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest, fluffiest, and most fur-ocious Minecraft SMP server around. Who knows, you might just find your new furiend for life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 167
    Falling into the Void: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WashAndDryNoByeBye

    WashAndDryNoByeBye
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

    Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

    So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and hilarious mishaps that will keep you on your toes!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire while trying to cook a chicken, or getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

    Forget about boring first dates, on our server the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding in the bushes!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!

    PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with some truly wacky and wild experiences!

    Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!

    But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476 Dimension Hops: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Villages Defended: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

    StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

    StupidCraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features.
    Tight-knit Community We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction.
    Active PvP Scene Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation.
    Envoys Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones.
    Griefing and Raiding No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts.

    FAQs

    1. Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?

    Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.

    2. Is there protection against griefing?

    No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.

    3. How can I join the server as a console player?

    Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.

    4. Are there areas for PvP?

    We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.

    5. How can I provide feedback to the server?

    You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Gods Slained: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Royal Prince Minecraft Server

    Royal Prince Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

    So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

    Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

    So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoPadInBedCraft

    NoPadInBedCraft
    Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

    Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

    Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

    But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

    So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5092 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mines Excavated: 1354
    New Chunks Explored: 684953 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

    And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • RubbleRaiders

    RubbleRaiders
    lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Falling into the Void: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    Rule Description
    1. No excessively offensive language Respectful communication is important in our community.
    2. No politics or other controversial topics We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property Respect other players’ creations and space.
    5. Do not build too close to other players Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind! Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
    7. No advertising We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Crops Grown: 5423
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mines Excavated: 4889

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6366 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Baller Minecraft SMP

    The Baller Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

    Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1869 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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