CriminalSisNotMeLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NWordDadRageCraft

anger management, Asian American identity, chinese culture, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Family Values, generational attitudes, intergenerational conflict, kamala harris, Language Use, NWordDadRageCraft, personal boundaries, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racism, Respect, social norms

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.

CraftingKindness

advocacy, Altruism, charity work, community service, compassion, counseling, CraftingKindness, Emotional support, Empathy, helping professions, humanitarian work, make the world a better place, mental health support, non-medical profession, non-profit organizations, philanthropy, relieve suffering, social justice, social work, Therapy, volunteering

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to escape to a world where you can make a difference without all the stress? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual superhero, saving the pixelated world from evil mobs and spreading joy wherever you go.

Forget about boring old professions like doctor or therapist, on our server you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, spreading rainbows and happiness to all the players. Or how about a professional cookie baker, handing out delicious treats to everyone in need of a pick-me-up?

Join us today and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who share your passion for making the world a better (virtual) place. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Green Consumption Society

#sustainability, affluent consumers, consumer behavior, Consumption, eco-friendly, environmental behavior, environmental consciousness, environmental impact, green consumption, Green.., highest social status, lower levels, middle range, plateaued, purchasing decisions, S-shaped pattern, social hierarchy, social status, society, socio-economic status, socioeconomic levels, sustainable lifestyle, trend

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	4223
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimension Hops:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!

Avalon

avalon, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Factions, java, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Server Information
Server Trailer: Watch Here
TikTok: Check out our TikTok
Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom or create my own?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own kingdom and invite others to join you.
How many quests are featured in Avalon?	Avalon features over 200 quests across 6 chapters of storyline.
Are there daily raid bosses in Avalon?	Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards that you can challenge.
What classes can I choose from in Avalon?	You can become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman and level up each class to become the ultimate Guardian.
Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?	No, griefing or stealing is not allowed on the server as per the server rules.

Ethereal Haven 1.20

Ability, Anime, battle, Bleach, Combat strategy, Defeat, defeat by brute force, Ethereal, Haven, hits hard, loses, Manga, powerful attacks, reality manipulation, reality warping, shinigami, SHONEN, soul reaper, strength, Supernatural powers, underestimation, Weakness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Votes:	3558
Towns Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of warping reality! You can bend the world to your will and create chaos like never before! But be warned, even with this amazing ability, you might still lose to someone who just hits really hard. How does that even make sense? Who knows, but it’s hilarious and you gotta see it to believe it! So come join us for a wild ride of confusion and fun!

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 6, Page 1223 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

amen, bargain, Blessing, chapter, chapter 6, convenience, Dinner, DISCOUNT, Fiction, Food, Grateful, Highly Nutritious, Literature, macaroni and cheese, mastermind, microwavable, Minecraft, novella, page, Page 1223, part, part 2, previous page, sale, Shiori, smp, Story, thankful, The Shiori Novella

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	193	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old macaroni and cheese dinners? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special recipe that will bless your taste buds and fill your hunger bar in no time! Join us and feast on our highly nutritious, microwavable mac and cheese dinners that were sold to us by a group of friendly villagers who were having a sale. Amen to that, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. From battling giant creepers to building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate mac and cheese dinner that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Let the cheese be with you!

BroBroBlameMe Minecraft Server

academic performance, Airport Travel, BroBroBlameMe, communication breakdown, conference preparation, Confrontation, contact lenses, Emotional Abuse, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, Gaslighting, Glasses, Manipulation, Minecraft, optometrist, prescription refill, school stress, Server, sibling conflict, trust issues

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sabotage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can steal your last pair of contact lenses! Our server is filled with magical potions that can restore your vision and protect you from pesky siblings.

Embark on quests to find the elusive contact lens case and contact solution scattered throughout the land. Battle against evil mobs who try to prevent you from seeing clearly.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about being called fat or having your belongings destroyed by family members again. Join now and see the world in a whole new way – literally!

Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone

abusive ex, aita, Boyfriend, busy, celebration, christmas eve, Controlling, crocheting, ENERGY, Friends, game together, Gifts, hobby, hurt ankle, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, individual activities, parallel play, Plans, Promise, Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone, skateboarding, stocking shopping, Support, tiktoks

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of spending time with your boyfriend who loves to skateboard more than he loves spending time with you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships!

On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉

BarCraftersUnited

bar, bar fights, BarCraftersUnited, BIZARRE, bizarre incidents, crazy, Disturbing, drunken antics, messed up, Outrageous, shocking behavior, shocking moments, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected situations, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird encounters, Wild

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	3373	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Have you ever seen a creeper walk into a bar and order a TNT shot? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday night! Join us for a wild time where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and you never know when a zombie rave party might break out. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep on a trampoline, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into!

SagaSurvival

Economy, Minecraft Survival server Romanian Enchanted Economy Mines Farms Casino Friends Multiplayer Roleplaying Adventure PvP Quests Plugins Server community Events Minigames Custom content Online gaming, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

We are waiting for you on sagasurvival.com! This is a Romanian Minecraft survival server, but don’t worry, the server language is EN/RO. You will find unique and never-before-seen content, such as an enchanted survival server with economy, mines, farms, and more. Come play in the casino and have fun with your friends!

play.sagasurvival.com:8205

TecsusPadMine come free admin server Minecraft

Free Admin, Minecraft, Survival, TecsusPadMine, Vulture

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

TecsusPadMine

survival

free admin

vulture

TecsusPadMine.aternos.me:42359

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, animated, animation, Anime, Character, ecchi, Ethereal, FANTASY, fantasy girl, Fap, fictional character, girl, Haven, hentai, Japanese culture, Last, long tail, Manga, Otaku, sexual content, tags, waifu

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Mines Excavated:	3534

Bro, forget about that for a sec and listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonders where you can build whatever the heck you want!

I’m talking giant statues of anime girls, floating castles made of cheese, and roller coasters that go through lava pits and unicorn forests.

And get this, the players on this server are like a bunch of crazy geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic creations.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure imagination, then join this server ASAP! Plus, the last anime girl you fapped to will probably be there too, just sayin’.

DALL-E 3’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic expression, bing.com, computer vision, Create, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, design inspiration, digital art, Epic, Image Generation, image manipulation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural network, smp, Technology, visual creativity, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where you can ride pigs into battle, fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

QuirkyQT in Minecraft SMP

alternative perspective, distinctive qualities, eccentricity, hidden talents, idiosyncratic traits, independent spirit, Individuality, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, mysterious aura, nonconformity, offbeat interests, peculiar habits, peculiar tastes, quirky sense of humor, QuirkyQT, rare qualities, smp, unconventional beauty, unconventional charm, unconventional style, unique personality, unorthodox behavior

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Crops Grown:	6908
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons getting down on the dance floor.

2. Our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamond blocks like they’re candy. You just gotta do a little llama dance and boom, you’re rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. It’s chaotic and hilarious.

4. Our community is full of crazy characters, like a villager who speaks only in puns and a zombie who thinks he’s a famous rapper. You’ll never be bored with these wacky folks around.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

UselessFactsCraft

completely useless information, Fun facts, fun trivia, interesting facts, long tail tag, pointless facts, Random facts, random knowledge, random trivia, random useless facts, Trivia, trivial knowledge, unimportant facts, unimportant information, useless data, useless fact, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbits, useless trivia, UselessFactsCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2665

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a hidden village filled with talking cows who give out valuable life advice? Join us and discover the secret of the wise bovine beings! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a rare diamond-encrusted chicken roaming around, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. So come on, join our server and uncover the wacky wonders that await you!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Buildings Constructed:	31