CriminalSisNotMeLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, cooperation, Defence, Defense, defense spending, denmark, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GreenCraft, Greenland, international relations, Military, nato, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial sovereignty, trump, US control

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

Crafty Nations Online

Countries, Crafty, cyber sovereignty, data privacy, digital development, digital divide, digital sovereignty, global connectivity, information control, innovation, internet, internet governance, internet regulation, internet sovereignty, national security, Nations, network security, ONLINE, online censorship, online independence, online infrastructure, technological autonomy, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.

rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.

we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crops Grown:	8189	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9385

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	178

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3

1.20.3, AI companion, Android, android wife, Artificial Intelligence, christmas, digital love, digital spouse, dream gift, future trends, Futuristic technology, Gift ideas, holiday season, modern relationships, robot companion, robotic partner, sci-fi fantasy, tech gift., technology advancements, unique present, virtual reality, Winter, Wishlist, wonderland

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

OMG, join this Minecraft server for a chance to win an android wife for Christmas! Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ android wife! Who needs real people when you can have a robot companion to mine with? Plus, think of all the cool builds you can create together! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and secure your chance at a robotic spouse! #MinecraftGoals #AndroidWifeForTheWin

Goths In Minecraft SMP

(subculture), acceptance, Alternative, Community, counterculture, discrimination, fashion, goth culture, goth fashion, goth music, goth scene, Goths, Identity, Individuality, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Rebellion, smp, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9047
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of being treated like a noob in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in our SMP, we treat you like royalty! We have a team of virtual butlers ready to cater to your every need, from building epic structures to bringing you virtual snacks while you mine. Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch!

NWordDadRageCraft

anger management, Asian American identity, chinese culture, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Family Values, generational attitudes, intergenerational conflict, kamala harris, Language Use, NWordDadRageCraft, personal boundaries, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racism, Respect, social norms

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.

CraftingKindness

advocacy, Altruism, charity work, community service, compassion, counseling, CraftingKindness, Emotional support, Empathy, helping professions, humanitarian work, make the world a better place, mental health support, non-medical profession, non-profit organizations, philanthropy, relieve suffering, social justice, social work, Therapy, volunteering

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to escape to a world where you can make a difference without all the stress? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual superhero, saving the pixelated world from evil mobs and spreading joy wherever you go.

Forget about boring old professions like doctor or therapist, on our server you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, spreading rainbows and happiness to all the players. Or how about a professional cookie baker, handing out delicious treats to everyone in need of a pick-me-up?

Join us today and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who share your passion for making the world a better (virtual) place. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Green Consumption Society

#sustainability, affluent consumers, consumer behavior, Consumption, eco-friendly, environmental behavior, environmental consciousness, environmental impact, green consumption, Green.., highest social status, lower levels, middle range, plateaued, purchasing decisions, S-shaped pattern, social hierarchy, social status, society, socio-economic status, socioeconomic levels, sustainable lifestyle, trend

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!

Avalon

avalon, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Factions, java, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4850	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Server Information
Server Trailer: Watch Here
TikTok: Check out our TikTok
Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom or create my own?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own kingdom and invite others to join you.
How many quests are featured in Avalon?	Avalon features over 200 quests across 6 chapters of storyline.
Are there daily raid bosses in Avalon?	Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards that you can challenge.
What classes can I choose from in Avalon?	You can become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman and level up each class to become the ultimate Guardian.
Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?	No, griefing or stealing is not allowed on the server as per the server rules.

Ethereal Haven 1.20

Ability, Anime, battle, Bleach, Combat strategy, Defeat, defeat by brute force, Ethereal, Haven, hits hard, loses, Manga, powerful attacks, reality manipulation, reality warping, shinigami, SHONEN, soul reaper, strength, Supernatural powers, underestimation, Weakness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Emeralds Found:	677	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of warping reality! You can bend the world to your will and create chaos like never before! But be warned, even with this amazing ability, you might still lose to someone who just hits really hard. How does that even make sense? Who knows, but it’s hilarious and you gotta see it to believe it! So come join us for a wild ride of confusion and fun!

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 6, Page 1223 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

amen, bargain, Blessing, chapter, chapter 6, convenience, Dinner, DISCOUNT, Fiction, Food, Grateful, Highly Nutritious, Literature, macaroni and cheese, mastermind, microwavable, Minecraft, novella, page, Page 1223, part, part 2, previous page, sale, Shiori, smp, Story, thankful, The Shiori Novella

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old macaroni and cheese dinners? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special recipe that will bless your taste buds and fill your hunger bar in no time! Join us and feast on our highly nutritious, microwavable mac and cheese dinners that were sold to us by a group of friendly villagers who were having a sale. Amen to that, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. From battling giant creepers to building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate mac and cheese dinner that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Let the cheese be with you!

BroBroBlameMe Minecraft Server

academic performance, Airport Travel, BroBroBlameMe, communication breakdown, conference preparation, Confrontation, contact lenses, Emotional Abuse, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, Gaslighting, Glasses, Manipulation, Minecraft, optometrist, prescription refill, school stress, Server, sibling conflict, trust issues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sabotage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can steal your last pair of contact lenses! Our server is filled with magical potions that can restore your vision and protect you from pesky siblings.

Embark on quests to find the elusive contact lens case and contact solution scattered throughout the land. Battle against evil mobs who try to prevent you from seeing clearly.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about being called fat or having your belongings destroyed by family members again. Join now and see the world in a whole new way – literally!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3