CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4972
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	50
Emeralds Found:	1434	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1795	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4980
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	999	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

NoBoysAllowedMC

anniversary, Boyfriend, Church, Communication, date, Disrespecting, Effort, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, NoBoysAllowedMC, parents, refusing, rejection, reschedule, self worth, showing up, stood up, Tears, ungrateful, Waiting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	437850	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

Lash Wave Experiments

biological effects, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic radiation, experiments, exposure, eye anatomy, eye health, eye protection, eye safety, Eyelashes, eyelids, frequencies, health effects, human eye, lash, millimeter wave, millimeter wave technology, radiation, radiation absorption, radiation exposure, SIMULATIONS, Temperature Changes, WAVE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	57
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	492	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

The Perch

Community, Custom Features, Discord, great community, Ip:, listening to community, Map, MCMMO, refreshing features, Semi Vanilla, Survival, transparency

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

We hope to see you join our great community soon!

mso.the-perch.net

Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

1.20.1, coding, crafted, Creative, CSS, design, digital presence, evanescent ink, freelance, html, internet presence, JavaScript, long tail tags, online identity, online portfolio, personal website, Portfolio, responsive design, web design, web developer, web development, Website, website creation, worlds

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

PierceCraft Minecraft Server

Aftercare, aita, body autonomy, child care, Communication, compromise, Decision making, ear piercings, Gender norms, INFECTIONS, Minecraft, Motherhood, overbearing, parenting, personal choice, PierceCraft, Piercing, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tattoos

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

WeddingBailCraft

AITAH, backing out, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, friend’s wedding, friendship, gossip, hurt, Invasive, overreacted, PAINFUL, party gossip, personal business, privacy, rash decision, second guessing, Trust, vulnerable, WeddingBailCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!