CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Votes:	2726	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	3041	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	569	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crops Grown:	5577
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Farms Harvested:	841	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Votes:	6059	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLicenseRenewal

age, BlockyLicenseRenewal, cognitive abilities, Drivers license, Driving, driving ability, driving assessment, driving skills, elderly drivers, license renewal, motor vehicle, older adults, Public Safety, regulations, renewal process, road safety, road test, Safety, senior citizens, Testing, traffic laws

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

DownUnderCraft

Australia, australia news, Censorship, CounterTerrorism, cyber sanctions, digital communication, downundercraft, extremism, extremist content, far right, government action, Hits, internet, national security, online network, Online platforms, Politics, right wing, sanctions, social media, Terrorgram

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	176	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Love Letters Sent:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!

we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!

Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

adaptation, advertising, Apparel, branding, clothing, Clothing (Industry), consumer behavior, consumer psychology, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fashion, für, FurFree, furless, human evolution, innovation, market research, marketing strategy, natural selection, promotional tactics, textile industry, trendsetting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.

Fungus Infected Zombie Spiders

arachnids, biology, creepy crawlers, Discovered, discovery, entomology, fungus, INFECTED, infection, Mycology, Nature, Northern Ireland, parasitology, Phenomenon, research, Science, Spiders, UNUSUAL, wildlife, zombie

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Towns Built:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on an epic adventure filled with fungus-infected zombie spiders! That’s right, these creepy crawlies have taken over Northern Ireland and it’s up to you to stop them!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling these mutant creatures, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic eagle! And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? Yes, you heard me right, a potato worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of fungus-infected zombie spiders and diamond potatoes!

Arab explorers

Arab explorers, Cracked, Daily Quests, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Faction, French, java, MCMMO, minecraft 1.21.1, offline mode, québec, Ranks, semi-roleplay, Server Shop, SimpleClaim, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchantments Applied:	271
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Arab Explorers is a Quebec French semi-roleplay, semi-faction survival server for Minecraft 1.21.1 with an Earth map. Its plugins and features include everything from McMMO and SimpleClaim to a server shop, daily quests, and ranks, plus many others. The server is for Java only and set up in offline mode (aka cracked). Check out the Arab Explorers server’s Discord for more info, updates, and support.

arabeexp.ddns.net

PioneerMC

Apply Here, chat friendly, Cheating, classic minecraft, Discord, exploits, Extras, Griefing, join us, online mode, pioneer mc, PioneerMC, Plugins, Pure Survival, RELIVE, respectful, rules, stealing, survival server, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3928	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2749
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

PioneerMC Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3
Server Features	No plugins, no extras, pure survival
Server Status	Whitelisted – Apply via Discord
Online Mode	Yes

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Apply here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist via our Discord server.
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is pure vanilla with no plugins.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Vanilla Beta 1.7.3.
Can I use cheats or exploits on the server?	No, cheating or exploiting is against the rules.

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Land, MysticCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Votes:	4737	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and boring landscapes? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena!

Join our server for a wild ride through a psychedelic wonderland where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination! Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!