Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Love Letters Sent: 8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

    Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

    Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

    So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Magic Items Found: 5276

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

    NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

    Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

    Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

    Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

    Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP

    No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Serenity server Minecraft

    Serenity server Minecraft

    In order to be added to the whitelist, you must submit a request on the Discord server. http://discord.gg/D5hFgShA6m

    ⚡ About the Serenity server

    After years of searching for a good Minecraft server with a vanilla survival theme, the Serenity admins decided to create their own.

    The server is a small gaming community that works on various projects together and alone. We give you the opportunity to realize any desires.

    To weed out inadequate players or cheaters, we created applications and made access only for people with a license. The Serenity server is owned by several people, among whom there are no children or those eager to attract attention.

    If you have any questions, you can get advice on the Discord server.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Racism Test Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Test Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Would you rather build a giant chicken statue or a lava-filled roller coaster?” Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional spontaneous dance party in the middle of a pixelated forest. And don’t worry, our server is so inclusive that even the chickens are welcome to join in on the fun.

    So why choose between being a black woman having sex with a white man or a white woman having sex with a black man when you can join our server and be whatever the heck you want to be? Let your imagination run wild and come play with us today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • >Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around

    >Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans who are always up to no good. They love causing trouble and stirring up drama, like the time they attacked a Palestinian flag in the Netherlands and ended up getting beaten and thrown into a river. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our server!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time they lost 5-0 to Ajax. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days. So if you want to be a part of all the insanity and mayhem, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Phantom Shark Minecraft Server

    Phantom Shark Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s just the beginning of the wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll find on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. From limited edition Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merch to AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our playlist of Gura songs that will have you grooving while you mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Serious Link Thread – Pt4 Minecraft SMP

    Serious Link Thread – Pt4 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Bitcoin believers and the institutional adoption enthusiasts. Will the price hit $5 or will it skyrocket to $20? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions!

    Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, here you’ll be DCA-ing and protecting your wealth in the $12 to $10 range. And don’t worry, we’re all in this together, so be prepared for the March to June 2025 boiling point!

    So come on, join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • True Love Minecraft Server

    True Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t spark that special connection? Look no further, because our server is all about true love! Join us and find your perfect Minecraft match – whether it’s a pig named Porky or a creeper with a heart of gold, we’ve got the perfect player for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, rumored to grant eternal happiness to anyone who finds it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this rare and precious gem?

    Join us now for a chance to experience the most romantic and heartwarming Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you have true love in blocky form?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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